A first-person garden brawler

Bonkyard

Save the lawn. Bonk your friends.

First-person view: a seed popper aimed at gardeners and weeds on the lawn

How it plays

Three fights on one lawn

Hold the lanes

Weeds climb out of the street and march up five lanes. Every lane has one lawn mower to save you. After that, the house takes the hit.

Catch the sun

Sun drops from the sky and from every weed you finish. Spend it in the shed on twin seeds, a toxic hose, a golden bat or the melon lobber.

Bonk for bounty

Knock a rival out to take 30% of their points. Every weed they killed adds a star to their bounty, so the best gardeners are the juiciest targets.

The front yard

Five lanes. Five mowers. One house.

4weed species
90HP King Pumpkin
2:00per round

The shed

Pick your poison

Everyone starts with the bat, the seed popper and the sprayer. Upgrades cost sun and reset each round, so every match starts level.

Vine Bat

Close range. Sends rivals flying.

Damage26
Range3.6 m
Golden Bat · 100 sun

Seed Popper

Fast seeds, lucky crits, long reach.

Damage6
Range45 m
Twin / Triple · 75 / 175 sun

Toxic Sprayer

Hold to hose. Leaves slippery puddles.

Damage3 / hit
Rangestream
Toxic Hose · 100 sun

Melon Lobber

Arcing melons that splash a crowd.

Damage30
Splash3.3 m
Unlock · 200 sun

Garden Fund

Half the trading fees go to the players

Every trade of the token generates a fee. Half of the fees collected during a season are split between the gardeners who played it, built so the pot spreads across the field instead of landing with whoever wins the first few games.

50%

of trading fees

go into the season pool for players.

7 days

per season

Paid once at the end, so an early win has no head start.

8 / day

matches count

Only your best matches each day score, so grinding stops paying.

√

square-root split

4× the points earns 2× the payout.

4%

share ceiling

No one takes more. The excess goes to everyone else.

Open the pool calculator Free to play. No entry fee, ever.

The weeds are already marching.

Grab a bat